sapphire1707:

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mscucumbermelon:

nO
Embarrassing Dad Story Time!

harspoon:

Ah yes, yet another horrible experience to share with you all.

A few of my friends and I had planned to go to Disney and they were going to pick me up since my house was on the way. But because I can’t remember anything to save my life I forgot to set an alarm. So they show up at my house at 6…

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forevercemetery:

if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always say it

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shutupmerlin:

I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain 

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sceptre:

you know what to do with that big fat butt

wiggle wiggle wiggle

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tastefullyoffensive:

Everything is not awesome. [kevlarbuns]